No. That's why we go.
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No. That's why we go.
Considering the whole point of Hedo is to achieve a "negative social distance" (the exact dimension determined by how far you can stick your dick into someone else), I have no intent to go back until...
Considering the whole point of Hedo - crowds, close, intimate contact - is exactly what spreads this virus, I'd expect it to be a ghost town very soon. That, and the very real chance of getting...
Just did our 10th trip to Hedo and our opinion:
Groups are a love/hate thing with us. Love the idea of seeing old friends, hate the soap opera/drama of "who are you banging THIS year...". Screw...
We used to do a redeye that landed at MBJ at 0620. That put us on the resort before 9am. The room might not be ready but we have never been restricted from the resort facilities.
That was pretty much us on our virgin trip. We were not "in the lifestyle", and my wife was convinced she would not take her bottoms off in public. That was the plan going in...
We were both...
Double post.
Didn't realize they were there again this year. Good. We had fun with them last year.
The first sit down for a drink and food at the main dining room after checking in. The breeze blowing through and the stress of travel finally gone... That's home.
There was a time not too long ago that there were "two" costume changes per night. The first was the pre dinner cocktail "slutwear" period. Then, following dinner, the "theme night" attire came...
Are these friends in the lifestyle or are you looking to flip some who are "swing curious" vanilla?
If they are in the lifestyle then they should know the lingo... "Soft play" or "soft swap" will...
4-12 June for us. Trip #10! Can't wait!
Well that blows... Everytime we did it the flight was packed. Hard to believe there are not enough West coast types to make it work.
Years ago Air Jamaica had a great red eye non stop out of LAX and even last year AA had the same. These seem to be seasonal but I can't find any carrier who even offers a non stop, let alone a red...
Been going for 14 years now and shaved/lasered bare is the norm in our experience.
We started out with a million rules and they are down to just a few unspoken basics today...
Girl/girl opportunities are more common than the "traditional" unicorn scenario where a single, bi girl...
You can go nude or clothed to the pool from your room. Its easy to grab a beach bag with some shorts/t-shirt/wrap and other essentials in one hand and beach towels in the other, then stash it on an...
We have learned how to be very "non specific" about our vacations. If cornered for a recommendation, we tell people to do a web search and find the vacation destination that matches THEIR desires. ...
So you bring some peeps back to your room for a little playtime.. Fingers are everywhere, bodily fluids are flowing freely.... And at the end you reach for the remote to turn off the porn. How...
+1 for the Lysol. And to add:
A few ziplock bags for things you dont really want to touch, but have to - like the TV remote.
Dustproof, hypoallergenic pillowcases (you know how YOU use extra...
Hell, I have a hard time believing the things we have ACTUALLY DONE!
...nothing surprises me anymore.
Just got back from 8 nights of solid party time. Time to go to work so I can get some rest and let the liver dry out!
First time back since our "epic" trip in 2014, and I can say for certain...
There are upsides and downsides to booking with a group, but going as a "nomad" should not in any way detract from the experience. Its a great party no matter what!
When we first started (almost 13 years ago), we remember much more participation in the themes and also the "slutwear parade" going past the bar before dinner. That was as much, if not more...
We are coming home 6/2-6/10. Cant wait!