So a horse and a chicken are on the farm. The horse fall in a 10 foot hole and asks the chicken to help get out him. The chicken runs to the farm house to get the BMW, drives back, ties a rope to the bumper, throws the ropes in the hole and pulls the horse out.
The next day the chick falls into the hole. The chick asks the horse to go to the farm house to get the BMW. The horse says no and, instead, squats over the hole, letting his penis dangle down. The chicken grabs the horse's penis and gets out of the hole.
The moral of the story . . . . . .
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to get the chicks.
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