We just got back "7-15 March 08". For the 1st timers hopefuly it will help.
1st day, Friday: We were up at 3:30 a.m. for a 6 a.m. flight from Detroit-NY-Montego Bay. If possible find a direct flight. We arrived at Hedo 5:30 p.m.
Customs was a breeze, and the airport really changed from two years ago.
We got our room keys and escorted right to the room. No welcomes or Champagne! BUT THAT IS WHAT NOT MAKES THE TRIP FUN! a quick shower and off to find some Jerk Chicken. We found it at the Scotch bonnet. Immediate recon of the area. Found the most important areas, nude pool, resteraunts, BARS "when needed" Piano Bar, Gym, and then disco. Even a place to practice a dream for toga night! Managed to keep one eye open for the show. I believe it was Jamacia Night "Green, Yellow, Black. 5% of the people were into it. Actually those who were seem to have bought their stuff at the store on the property. "A little more about the store later".
Had a great time relaxing at the room. "We had plenty of energy for that!"
2nd day, saturday: We woke at 7:16 a.m. had a cup of coffee and went to the gym. The gym needs work. One eliptical doesn't work and hasnt for awhile. Plenty of areobics but no olympic bars or benches. Really, really, small. Then really crowded from 8-11 a.m. Breakfast buffet; That was a spread. It's the same everyday, however, "the food was fresh, and enough variety for the week we were their. John the Head Chef spneds 12-15 hrs a day there and is always continuing to ensure quality! Off to the nude pool.
We started near the pool, but moved twice. Once to the 1st pier, then the
beach area. Had chicken and salad at the nude grill. Activities: The entertainment crew really do try to get people involved. They cancelled the human sunday. Around 3:30 they had body shots. We planned on doing it the next day. Theme night was Glitter Night. Again 5% participated. Mostly ladies wore sequin type dresses. Oh Yah, At breafast you will see everything from see through cover ups, wrap arounds with Slut written on them, to dress shorts. Its whatever you are comfortable with. Again the buffet had really cool foods. Curried goat is an actuasl Jamacian dish, once you get past the bones it's really good. Fish, salads, fruit and deserts. Didn't eat the deserts ,cheeses, or breads, again for toga night. Went to the piano bar! Some really crazy songs. The disco, you could feel the tremors it was so loud. The dinner was a spread on the balcony area of the prude side. They busted their ass all day preparing for this. At night it showed! The food was unbelievable. The setting was perfect and some people we met enjoyed a fine dinner together!
3rd day Sunday: Wake-up 7:16a.m. gym, breakfast, nude pool.Everything seemed to move slow. Service, foods, drinks. Whatever it was, it was really slow. Got dressed and ate lunch at the buffet. Anywhere you eat you must be covered, except the nude pool. We went into the nude pool to cool off.
Then the body shots started. I'd say 5-7 couples got involved. I would have showered first. With all the suntan lotions and people in the pool. We just couldn't see ourselves doing it there. When we left, it became more than body shots. And it was unprotected sexercise. That night it was pimp& ho nights. 10% people actually dressed up. Some people bought stuff with them a few bought it at the store. Ended up being in the male vs female contest. It was actualy fun. I DON'T KNOW WHY MORE PEOPLE DON'T TRY GETTING INVOLVED WITH THE ACTIVITES. PEOPLE WILL SUNTAN NUDE, HAVE SEX BY A POOL, BUT WON'T PARTICIPATE IN ACTIVITIES. Recieved a botttle of Appleton just for participating. After the show we went and practiced for Toga night. The travel and sun finally did us in. I think we passed out around midnight.
4th day Monday: Wake-up 4a.m. We know everyone has a right to party on vacation. However, when a small band off people wake up the 75% of the quad side from their party is pushing it a little. When a lady politely asked them to quiet down a little, the next day the group berated her all day with smart as comments. I would have gone down myself, but the trip and sun we could barely move. We rewoke at 10a.m. then started our day. Basically the same but we went to the Quad pool. A little more shade and a different style. It's a mix of prudes/nudes without the theatre of the nude pool. We ended up staying there the rest of the week. Great volleyball games, and met some really nice people. WHEN YOU GO TO THE NUDE POOL YOU WILL SEE A VERY FEW PEOPLE HAVING SEX IN PUBLIC DURING THE DAY, SOMETIMES A SMALL GROUP THING ALSO. The quad pool like I said is a mixture. But every one wore pants playing volleyball. PIRATE NIGHT: A full buffet on the prude beach. 20% max actually wore pirate garb. We dressed and had a blast. Our kids, were amazed! Their both in their 20's. We didn't practice for toga this night at all. The piano bar was a riot. Actually crazy.
WE ARE NOT BIG DISCO TYPE PEOPLE! THAT'S ONLY REASON WE DIDN'T GO.
THE PIANO BAR WAS OUR TYPE OF FUN AND NEW GROUPS SHOWED UP EVERYNIGHT. After the main show there is the disco or Piano Bar till midnight
5th day Tuesday: Wake up 8:30 a.m. Breakfast, nude pool, got burned in the ocean, then moved to the quad for shade but ended up playing volleyball, and just hanging out. Went to gym at 5pm. Got tired of the morning rush. LINGERIE NIGHT: I wore purple sild pj's, she wore a white negligie dress high slit on leg with just enough covering the top. I call it Classy Sexy. there was a mixture of classy sexy and slutty wear. WEAR WHAT YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH. It's sad but 30% dressed up with 90% of the women dressed. MEN NEED TO GET OFF THEIR ASSES AND DRESS FOR THEIR LADIES ONCE IN AWHILE! We didn't make it to the piano bar this night! We ended up later getting some food, then practiced again.
6th Day Wednesday: My goodness, 11a.m. wake up. Went to Scoth bonnet for brunch. Quad pool till 5:30 and really chilled. Italian dinner was awesome. Indulged in a dessert. And it was Fetish Night. 10% of the people dressed. I DONT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY DRESSED AND WENT TO THE DISCO, BUT MOST WERE AT THE MAIN BAR WHO WENT UP TO THE DISCO WHEN IT OPENED, WHERE ALREADY IN THEME NIGHT ATTIRE: We ended up practicing and enjoying the moments together.
7th day, Thursday: The day we practiced for here has finally arrived! 9a.m. wake-up. Basically only ate enough to say I ate. Drank very little water.
Toga Night if you weren't in a toga you were wrong. 75% people were in theme. Toga Night inclueds a talent show. And I know there are comedians, magicians, or whatever out there. This night was a dream for us. She knew she was practicing for a dance but she didn't know I was dressing up as King Leonidas from 300. Nor did the crowd know "THRILL" from the entertainment crew and I were going to do a skit. THRILL, YOU DID AN EXCELLENT JOB CONSIDERING WE HAD LESS THAN TWO HOURS TO PRACTICE!
From the skit to stage My wife and I did a Tango. 4 classes, "two the day before we left, 20 hours of practice, and a sever case of stage fright for her!We did our dream of one Tango before I go to Iraq! And I figured Toga night was one night dress as a spartan. We told people it was going to be special night one they might not forget. To those who were there, "May you live forever." If you have talent or just want to have fun. Get involved with the activities. This was our best trip ever. Even beat out Hedo II. After the show I finaly could eat and drink. By Friday morning I was bloated as an Air ship/zepplin.
Friday: 8th day: Enjoyed the quad pool. Dam the rum punches really got me, and we went on the dinner cruise. When any type of cruise involves "COOL RUNNINGS" IT"S AN ADULT THEME ADVENTURE AND NOT A PLACE FOR 8 YEAR OLD GIRLS! It was fun, but it stopped alot of people really having more fun. Got back, packed. went to late dinner and got more to drink. I gained 7 lbs in 2 days with the trip back.
Disco: No rating because we didn't go, but it's really loud!
Piano Bar: Everynight seemed to be a new crowd! Had a blast everytime!
Nude Grill: Quick fast food stuff type: No Jerk Chicken!
Scotch Bonnet: Great food, great scenery!
Main Buffet: Very good choices. Not always easy to keep a buffet fresh, BUT THEY WORK THEIR BUTTS OFF TO DO THEIR BEST!
Theme Nights: Believe it or not alot of people didn't know about them. When groups or people are going in the same time USE THIS FORUM AND LET THEM KNOW ABOUT IT! If you suntan nude, you can pack for theme nights and still not bring alot of clothes. Hell I packed a Spartan suit with shield, helmet, steel leg/arm covers, cape and still only brought three bags under 50lbs. Womens shoes were the only real packing problem. LOL
STORE: I wished I owned it. With all those themes I would have fetish wear, lingerie and anything geared towards the themes in small to plus sizes. Over priced on alot of things.
Things to pack: Cameras for sunsets, lip balms to protect from the sun and salt water, baby powder, IF YOU KNOW YOUR GOING GET THEME NIGHT STUFF AND ENJOY THEM TO THEIR FULLEST. THAT MEANS THE MEN ALSO!
To those guys dressed on Fetish night, Great job.
We will be going back once I get back! Yes we will have the attire for the theme nights. Yes we will go to the nude pool, but spend more time at the quad pool. Biggest things the quad pool needs is a bathroom and a it's own grill. The trip was fun, enjoyable. Yes we met some really nice people who I hope can return when we do. The food was good, and the bar runneth over.
Our tans made fade, but our memories from this trip won't! I admit Hedo II more dressed for the themes, a nicer beach, and better gym. But Hedo III has better rooms, the quad gives you a combo of nude/prude. If Hedo II is your first visit to this type of resort they only have a prude or nude beach while Hedo III has the quad area for a combination. ONE LAST THING: THE SWINGERS WILL SWING, AND THEY DON'T PRESS IT ON YOU! We had dinner witha bunch of them and they knew we didn't swing! And we still talked and have fun. IT'S WHAT YOU MAKE OF YOUR TIME!
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Swede, you were amazin... that costume was fab. Things went downhill after you left... too quiet (except at 4am at the quad pool but some things never change!)
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