My better half recently reminded me of a very important issue that will arise during our time at Hedo.
Shuffleboard.
See, 10 years ago we went to Sandals for a week and while we were there my wife beat me in every game of shuffleboard we played... and we must've played 20-30 times.
So of course, now we are preparing for the epic rematch, a decade in the making. But the important question...
Is the shuffleboard on the nude or prude side? If it's on the nude side I have no chance of winning... my wife knows just how to distract me at the key moments.
Of course, losing that way would be a lot more fun.
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