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    Famous Lines in Jamaica

    My wife was laying face down in a longe chair at H3, enjoying the sun on her backside when a guy walked by and said, very emphatically, "Now, that's a nice ass"!

    To this day, we get many chuckles from this. I'll surprise her once in a while by repeating this line while enjoying a look and feel, and we laugh and laugh!

    I have others, but please share one of yours......

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    Quote Originally Posted by tbone69 View Post
    My wife was laying face down in a longe chair at H3, enjoying the sun on her backside when a guy walked by and said, very emphatically, "Now, that's a nice ass"!

    To this day, we get many chuckles from this. I'll surprise her once in a while by repeating this line while enjoying a look and feel, and we laugh and laugh!

    I have others, but please share one of yours......
    That is funny as we have a similar story...on our second trip as we entered the nude pool on our first day there was a guy at the bar who introduced himself. Wife said "Nice to meet you, I am Jenny", he replied "Hi Jenny, nice tits!" I still to this day, 10 years later, greet my wife the same way sometimes and we both have a quick chuckle!

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    JAMVAC- that was one of our favorites too- she was SOOOOOOOOOOOO happy with that thing too....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore View Post
    Similar to Face Down's experience, once at the nude pool at H3, my wife and I were in the pool at the bar getting drinks. A very attractive woman next to us says to my wife "You have beautiful tits! May I touch them?". That will never happen at the Ritz Carlton........
    I've tried that at other places, it doens't go over so well, lol.......
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    MAC- wouldn't the world be so much better if it did though?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore View Post
    Similar to Face Down's experience, once at the nude pool at H3, my wife and I were in the pool at the bar getting drinks. A very attractive woman next to us says to my wife "You have beautiful tits! May I touch them?". That will never happen at the Ritz Carlton........
    I did this to several people while we were there. That was one of the 1st thing that made me realize Hedo was the perfect place. bc I am always tempted to say such things but dont.. its nice to be somewhere where it is encouraged lol and of course they let me touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankme422 View Post
    I did this to several people while we were there. That was one of the 1st thing that made me realize Hedo was the perfect place. bc I am always tempted to say such things but dont.. its nice to be somewhere where it is encouraged lol and of course they let me touch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buck View Post
    Yes i saw you grabbing lots of boobs that week. Good for you spanks
    I'm pretty sure I grabbed Andreas the first time I met her. its my new hand shake lol

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    LMAO my fondest memories were last May in the nude pool. Some drunk guy (and we mean out of his mind drunk) kept coming around to our group and rambling on and on. He finally and very coherently looked at me and said "your eyes are like laser beams and those tits are amazing cruise missles" LOL

    ONLY AT HEDO! LOL LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankme422 View Post
    I'm pretty sure I grabbed Andreas the first time I met her. its my new hand shake lol
    Yes you did and she liked it very much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buck View Post
    Yes you did and she liked it very much.
    the enjoyment was mutual. she has some nice boobs !

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    I'm writing these down for our June trip!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickandKitty View Post
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    I can recall several years ago someone in the nude pool said to me, "You have some great O-B's".

    I had to ask what he meant and he said "Onion Boobs". And of course I said "Why do you say that?" and he replied:

    "Because your boobs are so beautiful they make me cry!"

    I thought it was corny but it still cracked me up.

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