What makes you say no?

**earthangel496** · 05-05-2012, 06:07 AM

Originally Posted by Hedocplmay2012

Judgemental people who go to swingers events to be titilated then judge the people who enjoy sex.
"dressup couples"

aka "Posers" and there are a lot of them at so called swinger events

**magjoy** · 05-05-2012, 10:13 AM

A few years back, our trip over lapped the July swingers large group. Whenever someone asked us if we swing, we'd say no and most would stop talking to us. Maybe this is why?

The fuck squad, I swear man... it almost go to the point of "wtf? really?" all four ladies were sitting on a table top facing out, and the guys would go around the table going down on them. It's pretty much all they did. How their tongues and dicks didn't fall off is beyond me.

**Brave Heart** · 05-05-2012, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by magjoy

A few years back, our trip over lapped the July swingers large group. Whenever someone asked us if we swing, we'd say no and most would stop talking to us. Maybe this is why?

The fuck squad, I swear man... it almost go to the point of "wtf? really?" all four ladies were sitting on a table top facing out, and the guys would go around the table going down on them. It's pretty much all they did. How their tongues and dicks didn't fall off is beyond me.

Wow, yuck, in this day and age? I guess they figure, something is gonna kill ya, might as well be sex

**fun4all** · 05-05-2012, 11:43 AM

There are a lot of people that go to the resort to totally cut loose of their personality....have a blast....be able to smile from ear to ear without anyone making rude or snide comments about the crap that he/she certainly must be doing. For many it's sexually charging and for others it's an adult playground while yet others find it totally relaxing! To each his own...That's what's so great about that resort. Anything is possible and all is excepted (with a few hiccups for time to time).

**Hedocplmay2012** · 05-05-2012, 05:40 PM

some on this board really need to consider Couples Tower Isle... there is a place to get naked and absolutely nothing else ever happens at the resort.. sounds like a perfect fit

**rabbitandhound** · 05-05-2012, 06:36 PM

what makes us say no ........ creepy single guys, have a personality and know how to talk!!!!!

We had a single guy for the first time this trip, he had a personality, enjoyed every aspect of the trip not just the sex part and has become a good friend just by knowing how to carry a conversation (and a cartwheel LOL). Hard to find!! so get your own!

**Dancing2some** · 05-05-2012, 08:58 PM

flacid wood, sandpapery labia, women with "man hands", women with penises, guys that have to throw their tool over the shoulder to avoid rugburn, people who don't drink,smoke or swear (or at least one of three), goths, transvestites (unless amazingly hot), women who attach strap-ons without first asking, women who attach strap-ons but lacked the foresight to also carry lube with them, people who can't execute a basic 3 point headstand, Dallas Cowboy fans, bushes so thick that we can't see to the other side (kind of a gimme,who would stick their tongue somewhere they're afraid to stick their finger first), women who need twelve inches to get off (seriously, why bother if I'm only going to please them halfway)......give us time, the list is a ork in progress.

**earthangel496** · 05-06-2012, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by Dancing2some

flacid wood, sandpapery labia, women with "man hands", women with penises, guys that have to throw their tool over the shoulder to avoid rugburn, people who don't drink,smoke or swear (or at least one of three), goths, transvestites (unless amazingly hot), women who attach strap-ons without first asking, women who attach strap-ons but lacked the foresight to also carry lube with them, people who can't execute a basic 3 point headstand, Dallas Cowboy fans, bushes so thick that we can't see to the other side (kind of a gimme,who would stick their tongue somewhere they're afraid to stick their finger first), women who need twelve inches to get off (seriously, why bother if I'm only going to please them halfway)......give us time, the list is a ork in progress.

Hilarious!!!

**wokeuptoday** · 05-06-2012, 09:43 AM

Dancing2some
Keep up the awesome list.looking forward the the next installment

**Dancing2some** · 05-06-2012, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Dancing2some

flacid wood, sandpapery labia, women with "man hands", women with penises, guys that have to throw their tool over the shoulder to avoid rugburn, people who don't drink,smoke or swear (or at least one of three), goths, transvestites (unless amazingly hot), women who attach strap-ons without first asking, women who attach strap-ons but lacked the foresight to also carry lube with them, people who can't execute a basic 3 point headstand, Dallas Cowboy fans, bushes so thick that we can't see to the other side (kind of a gimme,who would stick their tongue somewhere they're afraid to stick their finger first), women who need twelve inches to get off (seriously, why bother if I'm only going to please them halfway)......give us time, the list is a ork in progress.

This is the busty half..........the best no line I ever used was at a club one night when a guy came over and sat down next to me and tried to get me interested. He failed to include my husband into the conversation which is a big no no to me. He asked "what are you in to?". I just looked at him and said, "Girls". He just looked at me for a moment and then got up and walked away..........

**phillygirl22** · 05-06-2012, 11:54 AM

LOVE the Dallas Cowboy Fan thrown in there!
Definitely a turn-off for me, too!

Funniest thing I've ever had said to me: "You have pretty lips..."
(Or maybe that was creepiest....)

Worst experience: the husband assuming I was "good to go" just because my partner and his wife were being friendly. UGGH...

"Now we know why single men have a bad rep" experience: Two guys hanging in the nude pool... I had just arrived that day, had met the one already. As I was getting out to go to the hot tub, he stopped me and introduced me to his friend. Then followed it up with "He REALLY wants to see me get a blow job." I almost peed myself laughing. I looked at the friend and said "Really? You're going with this??" I just walked away.... (To his credit, he was a friendly, perfect gentleman the rest of the trip. Thinking he was just a tad drunk--and maybe on a dare??? lol)

**CopNkitten** · 05-06-2012, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by Dancing2some

This is the busty half..........the best no line I ever used was at a club one night when a guy came over and sat down next to me and tried to get me interested. He failed to include my husband into the conversation which is a big no no to me. He asked "what are you in to?". I just looked at him and said, "Girls". He just looked at me for a moment and then got up and walked away..........

We had almost the same response to a drunk pushy single guy at H3, he asked "So what are you guys into" we said "Couples".
He didnt get it, lol.
Cop..

**bosteph** · 05-06-2012, 12:52 PM

WTF???? Dallas Cowboy fans can be sexy too.

**HAPPYHAPPY1176** · 05-06-2012, 01:56 PM

We go with no expectations except to have a Great vacation. We love to meet people and if there is chemistry and we all hook up great. Bonus! We do not like pushy people, bed notchers, stalkers(had a few in the past),ect. Most often if it works it falls into place quite easily.

**magjoy** · 05-06-2012, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by Brave Heart

Wow, yuck, in this day and age? I guess they figure, something is gonna kill ya, might as well be sex

Along with most of the large swinger crew ignoring us because we didn't swing, there was a woman who was more worried about conjunctivitis. Seriously? You're there to suck and fuck anyone willing and you're worried about conjunctivitis?? <no really, that's the word she used!!>