humor for friday

[seafoodkid]

seen this joke and thought I'd share...
While havin sex an old lady tells her husband "u gwan jus like a cellphone!!" The old man puts up a freaky face & says "mi a vibrate a lot don't?!" No! says the old lady, " as soon as u guh inna a tunnel u service drop!

[seafoodkid]

And one more...

A married Jamaican man went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'

The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Jamaican said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $1000 in the poor box.'

The Jamaican left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The man replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $1000 bill on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

[Cpl2]

lol