Originally Posted by
JnBluvhedo3
Dear Mr JHWoods,
I understand your frustration. After all, ALL "bussiness" owners need to have a "suit" with them at all times. They are just THAT important. I can see how mad you are and I think you should sue them. You may want to contact Judge Pearson in DC area. When his pants were not ready on time, he sued for $54 million. Heck, if he can ask for $54 mil for a pair of pants, you should be able to get twice that for a whole suit. Was it a 3 piecer?? Maybe you can shoot for three times that! Go for it. If nothing else, it will keep you busy and keep you the hell away from our wonderful world of Hedo.
As a veteran Hedo visitor, I am sure I speak for many when I say...do us ALL a favor (including yourself and the Hedo staff) and do not go back---do not even think about it! Quite frankly, neither the Hedo staff nor my fellow guests need or want you around. Negative or miserable people are about as welcome at Hedo as your blackberry. All "BUSSINESS" people have those dont they?
For those of you that are not Hedo vets and are not sure what to make of Mr Woody, may I put it in perspective for you: Hedo is not the Waldorf Astoria in NYC. If you are looking for that, go there, not Hedo.
It is not uncommon for your room not to be ready when you get there--No problem. The most popular flights are those that get you on the resort as early as possible, say around noon-2. The rooms are not usually ready by then. No big deal. They will hold your bags, while you go eat, get a drink, walk around, swim, get naked, whatever.
The rooms are not always perfect. On my most recent (and awesome) trip, I had a slightly leaky AC and some of the TV channels had some static, but I didn't care. Its Hedo, and I didn't go there to sit in a cool room and watch ESPN. I went there to have a good time and that I DID!!!!
While you are there, you probably will find others that have some room issues, but you probably won't find anyone that lets it bother them. What you WILL find is people having an unforgettable experience and one HELL of a good time. You go to the nude pool, you ask for some creative frozen drink and then you sit back with no worries. Something like 90% of people who go to Hedo, go back (and probably another 9% want to but just can't for some reason, such as money.) There is a reason that number is so high and the only way to fully understand that reason is to go and experience Hedo.
The most common complaint---that it is time to go back to the real world.
So Woody my friend, on behalf of the Hedo staff and my fellow "jamericans," please don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!
JnB
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