A man moves goes to Hedonism for a vacation. Before he leaves his grandmother asks him to send her a current photo of himself while on vacation.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he is going to Hedo and will be spening the week in the nude, he cuts a photo in half and mails it from the resort.
The next day he discovers that while under the influence of a few too many body shots he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo.
He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, & hopes she won't notice.
When he gets home he talks to his Grandmother.
She says, 'Thank you for the picture. But, you changed your hair style. . .
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and it makes your nose look too short.'
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