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    A man moves goes to Hedonism for a vacation. Before he leaves his grandmother asks him to send her a current photo of himself while on vacation.

    Too embarrassed to let her know that he is going to Hedo and will be spening the week in the nude, he cuts a photo in half and mails it from the resort.

    The next day he discovers that while under the influence of a few too many body shots he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo.

    He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, & hopes she won't notice.

    When he gets home he talks to his Grandmother.

    She says, 'Thank you for the picture. But, you changed your hair style. . .
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    and it makes your nose look too short.'
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    lol...thats gotta hurt...

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    This joke doesn't work. Jamaican mail will arrive a month after you get home...Maybe email it to her.
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    "Pirates are crude, vile, highly
    offensive creatures who compensate for their lack of knowledge and manners
    with debauchery. Now everyone can stop with nicey, nicey and start being Pirates!!! AARRRGGGGHHH! !!!!"

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    lol....a man of few words.....

    Ivy and Rick
    "Once you go, you will know"

    Ivy and Rick
    "AWOL 2016, Let's Get Together"
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    Next Trip: Hedo II, 7/23 to 7/30, 2016

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