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**Aphrodite1963** · 12-05-2009, 10:10 PM

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

**Aphrodite1963** · 12-05-2009, 10:11 PM

one more:

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

**Aphrodite1963** · 12-05-2009, 10:23 PM

okay.... so 2 more

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

they taste funny

**HedoJoe** · 12-06-2009, 12:26 PM

Tiger (or is it Cheetah) likes his women just like his golf balls

White & with dimples!

**peej4262** · 12-08-2009, 01:25 PM

Austrailans are considered better lovers. Because they spend more time "down under"

**norvalpleasure** · 12-12-2009, 09:12 PM

ok... we bought rob a t-shirt a couple years ago:
I NEED A HUG....
but i'd settle for a blow job

**55chevy** · 12-12-2009, 10:26 PM

You know the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac???

Everybody knows Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 400 yards.

**55chevy** · 12-12-2009, 10:28 PM

Why did Tiger hit the fire hydrant and the tree too????

He couldn't decide between wood or iron.

**55chevy** · 12-12-2009, 10:32 PM

My how the times have changed.

A few years ago we had BUSH, JOHNNY CASH, and BOB HOPE.

Now we have OBAMA, NO CASH, and NO HOPE

**born2bnekkid** · 12-12-2009, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by 55chevy

My how the times have changed.

A few years ago we had BUSH, JOHNNY CASH, and BOB HOPE.

Now we have OBAMA, NO CASH, and NO HOPE

I have seen that in an email forward lol! Are you causing trouble? Miss you, miss hedo...miss the damn sun!!

**BigDave1964** · 12-13-2009, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by norvalpleasure

ok... we bought rob a t-shirt a couple years ago:
I NEED A HUG....
but i'd settle for a blow job

I like it!!!

**edron** · 12-13-2009, 07:08 AM

If I told you, you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

**boatlover1995** · 12-13-2009, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by 55chevy

My how the times have changed.

A few years ago we had BUSH, JOHNNY CASH, and BOB HOPE.

Now we have OBAMA, NO CASH, and NO HOPE

All 3 of your jokes were great

, I'm going to have to borrow them if you don't mind

? LMAO!!!

**55chevy** · 12-13-2009, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by born2bnekkid

I have seen that in an email forward lol! Are you causing trouble? Miss you, miss hedo...miss the damn sun!!

Yeah that came to me in an email to. I 'bout spit my coffee out onto the keyboard. It is one of those few emails that is politically neutral but will be found offensive to some but mostly funny for the rest of us.

Might be awhile for you guys see the sun, we are sending another two day rain cover your way. LOL

We got our first snow last weekend - 2" in early December - WTF!!! We live in AlaFreakinBama.
Must be that damn global warming.

Gotta to go to work and make some money to purchase some carbon credits to offset my trucks carbon footprint. Now I might be stirrin' trouble.

We miss all the group - ya'll take care and have a great Christmas and a safe New Years.