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Kari
Just arrived back from an amazing first trip to Hedo III and thought I would post the report while the details are fresh. I can't post a day by day account, because as has been said before, the days all run together. First a little about us-I (Kari) am 29, he's 36. We are not "lifestylers," but we are open-minded and very social. Our goal for this trip was to relax, have a great time and come back with some interesting stories. All three of those were definitely accomplished.
Travel to Hedo-without complications although our first flight was canceled the night before. Thank god I checked e-mail or we would have been sitting at the airport for hours and hours. We were a little disappointed as our direct flight out of Orlando, FL would have us arriving at Montego Bay by 10:45 a.m. giving us 1/2 a day at the resort as our stay was relatively short (5 nights.) Oh well! Standing in line to board the plane we met M and S and were immediately asked where we were going to be staying in Jamaica. Apparently the look on our faces told it all! A stammer, a stutter and a desperate searching to the spouse for an answer-duh! S looks at us, points her finger and says "They're going to Hedo! I knew it! Which one?" We laughed hysterically at our newbie error (have a quick answer if you don't want people to know!) M and S were headed to Hedo III for their 13th trip and served as wonderful guides throughout the vacation. The bus trip was uneventful (as was the trip through security, maybe 10 minutes?) and according to S, we made it in record time, about 1 hour.
Arrival-we made it to the resort around 5 p.m. He heads off to get drinks while I check in. Room was ready, although it had two twin beds. We asked for a change and they gave us a new key right away. By the way-if you want a room in the middle of the action, request the yellow or green nude building-I think it's 600 and 700. These rooms overlook the nude pool and hottub.
Room-all previous postings are right on the money. They were ok-a little musty, a little dirty (hair in the bathtup, moldy tile, weird stained toilet) but they did the job. Honestly-we didn't spend that much time in the room. By the way, the porn channels are definitely hard core. I remember the Playboy channel being much tamer a few years ago (we had a subscription.) I think I saw some back door action.
Food-we ate at both the specialty restaurants multiple times, and the buffet one night for dinner and for breakfast. All three were adequate. I must confess, I was a little hungover the night we ate at Munasan so my queasy tummy didn't allow me to enjoy the food-everyone else said it was the best at the reosrt. Pastafari was o.k. Here's the thing-I am a bit of a foodie. I love really well-prepared and creative cuisine. This isn't it. It reminds me of wedding food-prepared to please the masses. Bottom line is this-I didn't travel to Hedo for the food. In fact, not loving the food kept me looking all that much better in my slutware! Ha! That being said, the food at the nude grille was pretty good. The cheesy-chili-chicken nachos were a hit for lunch almost everyday. And John-what a gem that man is! One afternoon after leaving the pool we returned close to 5 hoping for a litttle snack. John had already cleaned up and was leaving but took a minute to offer what was left. What a guy!
Theme nights-All I can say is, if you think your outfit is slutty, you will see sluttier. You will also see more conservative. Be daring-where the hell else are you gonna get the chance to wear anything remotely that tiny? On one night, I wore a g string with a 3 inch skirt/sash and a 3 inch top-lots of flesh exposed and I felt more comfortable than if I had more clothes on! And ladies, the compliments you will receive (and yes, you WILL receive them) will boost your confidence in more ways than one! My husband could not stop telling me how hot I was and we have been together for 13 years! My husband didn't really do the theme nights-he was comfortable letting me be the center of attention!
Nakedness-should have covered this earlier but it truly becomes an afterthought! We were naked within 10 minutes of arrival and never looked back. My advice-if you are nervous, treat it like removing a bandaid-just rip it off and go!
PDA's and PDS's-well they definitely occurred although half the time I was so engrossed in conversation that I missed them! It was a running theme by the last few days that our new friends would alert me to things going on a few feet away-I'm oblivious! These happened late at night and also in broad daylight. Nude hottup is where most of the action happens. One word of caution-we were complete newbies to the lifestyle (and still kinda are! wink) and were a little surprised at the aggresiveness of some other guest. This is what I mean-husband and I and two other couples were involved with one another in the hottub one night. I literally was pulled away by a random person-not cool! Redirected myself with the help of K and didn't happen again. It probably looked more random than it was. Either way, we definitely went home with some yummy little memories and desire for more!
Drinks-does that seem like a weird treansition? Sex to drinks? Normally the other way around! Anyway, for top shelf stuff I saw Southern Comfort, Absolute, Stoli, Crown, Tangueray, Bombay, not sure about the rum or tequila. The dirty banana is yummy, though more dessert than drink. Try the cranberry slush-cranberry juice and Absolute with ice blended. Yummy when you are over the super-sweet stuff. Main bar has Red Stripe and Red Stripe light, nude bar has only Red Stripe.
The people-Oh my gosh, I miss my new firends already! D (whose D? haha!) and K were wonderful, funny and very educational! You guys are an adorable couple and I sure hope we weren't all bullshi**ing when we said we would start a group! J and A-fantastic, beautiful, wonderful, the list goes on. Wish we could have had more time with everybody but maybe we will all plan a spring trip? Or sooner? I feel like a puppy humping your leg right now! There were more people that made this trip fantastic-we thank you all for teaching us the ropes and contributing to a fantastic vacation!
O.K., I'm tired of typing but I'm sure I will remember more. I have to say one thing-I have such a wonderful, amazing husband. He just makes me feel like the hottest tamale and that is why the fun can happen! Love you baby and thanks for the great fun!
DIF for sure!
K and E
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